I gave it til 34% and just can't do it anymore. (Wow, check me out, abandoning ALL THE THINGS this year, I kind of like it.)Anyway, it's not that it's terribly written, or anything like that - it's that I don't. fucking. care.I'm reading and my eyes keep sliding down the page and I find myself re-reading the same two sentences over and over. I don't care about your hallucinatory black turkey and I don't care if you are a speshul snowflake of a zombie. I'm over the whole sentient-zombie-is-so-funny-and-or-misunderstood thing I'm seeing so much of....on to the next one.